So…he had the Mexican flag..and then put it in his shirt.
yEAH OMFG. always. girls are so whoa. i love girls. fuck. girls are great wtf. all girls. tall girls short girls fat girls skinny girls in-between girls, girls with acne girls with freckles girls w braces girls with glasses girls without glasses, girls who sometimes feel and present as boys… black girls brown girls white girls Japanese girls Chinese girls Korean girls French girls
fuck i love girls wtf every girl all girls even girls i didnt mention i love girls.
do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
if zayn’s nudes ever drop just know that I will not be posting on tumblr anymore because I will be meeting with Jesus at the golden gates
blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
I came to win. —Isaac Lahey
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
What if they fall asleep by accident though?
then you love it even more because they stayed up even though they were dead tired just to talk to you ya doof
oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
y’all’d’ve is a triple contraction, which breaking it down is “you all would have”
“you + all” -> “y’all”
"you + would" -> "you’d"
" you + have" -> "you’ve"
im sorry people learning english
the thing about people finding out you like one direction is that once they do they assume all you do is listen to one direction and everything you do is about one direction even though it is but that’s not the point
I think it’s really important to reblog selfies because wow. look at you. what a great face you have. awesome. yeah i need your great face on my blog. and i want you to feel good about yourself. There’s nothing like getting notes on your selfies
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
i respect all ships
no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.
do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction